Interview Scripts

Mr Moller

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We DID interview Mr Moller, but...
If you could be any vegetable, what would you be?
(long pause) A vegetable? I can't be a vegetable. Why? I dunno. I don't, uh... photosynthesise.
You have to pick one...
A vegetable... (long pause) a vegetable. I don't know. Don't care. Carrot.

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Mr Inness

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If you were a vegetable, what would you be?
An apple, I think.
Why? That's not a vegetable, that's a fruit...
That's the point. I don't think I'd be a vegetable... I dunno I can't think of any vegetable I'd be...

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Mr -----

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Reproduced from the back pages of Yearbook, and includes the photos of some of us while we were still *cute*

If you were a vegetable, what would you be?
Zucchini
Why?
Because.
No...
No, no, no...
Come on!
No, no, no, no, no. By definition, I would be a zucchini. Damn. Yep. Remind me to kill you later...

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Year Advisor, Mr Brewster

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If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?
Potato, because I love chips. I love French fries.

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